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Scott Malcomson  

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I'm in the Running for a Darwin!

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 14, 2007, 11:31 AM
  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: Battlestar Galactica - Original Theme
[link] (Anaheim Space Program)

Granted, I'm not dead, but I might get an "Honorable Mention". Some folks who know me know that I didn't whip this up for the occasion; I've been telling folks about the "Anaheim Space Program" since before there WERE Darwin Awards.

I've been told before I should post the tale online...so here it is at last, in the most appropriate possible venue.

KIDS! DON'T LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO ORBIT WITH KEROSENE! DYNAMITE'S SO MUCH BETTER! -:D

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 35
  • Current Residence: Phoenix
  • Interests: Furry, Art, Politics
  • Favourite movie: Blazing Saddles, Gettysburg
  • Favourite band or musician: Iron Maiden
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Vicky Wyman
  • Favourite photographer: Witchmedic
  • Favourite style or digital art: Manga/American Cartoon
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: WinAmp
  • Favourite game: City of Heroes
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Thirty-Thirty
  • Personal Quote: "His inability to obfuscate does not portend a bright political future" - Arizona Republic
  • Tools of the Trade: PhotoShop, Paint Shop Pro

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*CameronCN:iconCameronCN: May 2, 2008, 10:15:54 AM
Hi, Calbeck! I just tagged you on my journal for that "eight interesting facts about yourself" meme, because I figured you'd probably have lots of interesting facts. :)

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~P-Kitty:iconP-Kitty: Apr 25, 2008, 8:51:46 AM
fuzzy! *glomps* furries rule

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~P-Kitty:iconP-Kitty: Apr 25, 2008, 8:50:27 AM
you're right, we do ruin everything we touch *pokes* mwahahahaha!

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=Cheeko-001:iconCheeko-001: Apr 21, 2008, 6:45:46 AM
Hi! Thanks for the watch. :)

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...Matthew 11:28-30...

"Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous." ~Einstein
*NycterisA:iconNycterisA: Apr 15, 2008, 5:45:11 AM Mood: Joy
:wave:

Happy tax day! :cries:

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"Kindness is a sincere desire for the happiness of others; goodness is the activity calculated to advance their happiness." - Dan Baumann
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~GigiLeChesire:iconGigiLeChesire: Feb 15, 2008, 12:01:59 PMFlagged as spam
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OH GOD WHY DO FURRIES HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
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!HomosexualParade:iconHomosexualParade: Feb 15, 2008, 11:58:15 AMFlagged as spam
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Get the fuck out with the furry bullshit. God damn furfags ruin everything they touch.


Upset that you are an ugly "human"? Get over it. You are not an animal.
~abyssalbeast:iconabyssalbeast: Sep 28, 2007, 6:21:31 PM
Cute arts. I love unicorns. c:
~calbeck:iconcalbeck: Jul 28, 2007, 12:42:49 PM
Just Knox, Bliss, an' of course Iraq.
~Zuucka:iconZuucka: Jul 28, 2007, 2:18:32 AM
Impressive ^_^

I've got a cousin who's a sniper. No depth perception, but he could shoot the fleas off a dog's back from across a football field.

So where have ya' served?

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*Zucca, the Unbreakable Eternal Optimist and Hopeless Romantic*

"Go too fast and you won't last. Be methodical and slow, and you shall grow." -Nancy

"Follow your bliss." Joseph Campbell

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~calbeck:iconcalbeck: Jul 27, 2007, 3:47:43 PM
Yep. Third Armored Cavalry, M1A1 tanker, 88-91, Goof War Vet. -:>
~calbeck:iconcalbeck: Jul 27, 2007, 3:47:02 PM
What the hell? How did I miss this? Howth'hellareya right back!

And don't call me SIR! I work fer a livin'! -:D
~Zuucka:iconZuucka: Jun 27, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
Hey Calbeck... question for ya'. Are you ex-military?

I've noticed that you speak with the kind of no-nonsense, straight to the point, logical and concise manner a soldier would.

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*Zucca, the Unbreakable Eternal Optimist and Hopeless Romantic*

"Go too fast and you won't last. Be methodical and slow, and you shall grow." -Nancy

"Follow your bliss." Joseph Campbell

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~DanFlahive:iconDanFlahive: Mar 27, 2007, 7:49:03 AM
SIR!...

How the Hell is ya?

It's been a while.
*Balloonie-cat:iconBalloonie-cat: Mar 4, 2007, 5:01:16 AM
How goes life? How go the pics?? I've not heard from you in a LOOOOONG time, so I'm forced to send this same message in several different ways. Sorry for the repeat.

-BC

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*Balloonie-cat:iconBalloonie-cat: Feb 13, 2007, 7:28:10 PM
*poke* sent you a note. what is up? :)

-BC

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~S-White-Pony-Kidwell:iconS-White-Pony-Kidwell: Feb 12, 2007, 7:05:04 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks for adding me to your Friends List. See you around the CTC a bit more often.
*theEyZmaster:icontheEyZmaster: Sep 2, 2006, 11:23:37 AM
Thank you for Saving Dante XD

All living forms on earth appreciate your action!

The Final conclusion of this stupid bet is here [link]

I'd never thought I could do that in only 24hours! so thanks to YOUR fav!

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~dogaholic63:icondogaholic63: Aug 22, 2006, 12:51:51 AM
Thanks for the watch! *does a dance*
I shall be watching you back because you've got some great stuff in a really interesting style! (I was going to watch you anyway but you got me first XD)

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A tale with tails, a comic with claws. And a...erm... Robbie. The Enforcers
~picomark4:iconpicomark4: Aug 20, 2006, 7:31:37 PM
Oh, Hey Calbeck! I didn't know you where on DA! This is fusion from Ralph's forums! Nice to see you!

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"Heh, sometimes talking to yourself is the only way to get an intelligent conversation..."--Tbolt
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"--Edgar Allen Poe
~Sebastis:iconSebastis: Jul 22, 2006, 9:15:02 PM
Hey! Calbeck I'm Sebastis SpaceWolfOmega's wife. We are on the RP thread and I just wanted to say hi and check out your sight. Lots of nice work on here. See ya on the thread. :silentkitty:
*spacewolfomega:iconspacewolfomega: Jul 21, 2006, 12:45:57 PM
Thanks for the watch! I'll be returning the favor! Love your stuff! Btw, I see you like Iron Maiden... same here!!!!! :headbang:

"Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far!"
~darkfox-de1:icondarkfox-de1: Jun 19, 2006, 1:29:32 AM
I ended up here. anyways good art.
!Lykinkrieger:iconLykinkrieger: Apr 30, 2006, 3:48:45 AM
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for your fourm post on the war. Im not saying thank you because i think you support the war or not, rather the fact that you took an unbiased look at facts and figures and made a informed opinion on what is going on. Well done my friend well done indeed.

*btw*
book suggestion "Saddams Secrets" by General Georges Sada. Good look at the Saddam Regime before and after the war from an insider.

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God is the only comfort, He is also the supreme terror: the thing we most need and the thing we most want to hide from. He is our only possible ally, and we have made ourselves His enemies.

~C.S. Lewis