[link] (Anaheim Space Program)
Granted, I'm not dead, but I might get an "Honorable Mention". Some folks who know me know that I didn't whip this up for the occasion; I've been telling folks about the "Anaheim Space Program" since before there WERE Darwin Awards.
I've been told before I should post the tale online...so here it is at last, in the most appropriate possible venue.
KIDS! DON'T LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO ORBIT WITH KEROSENE! DYNAMITE'S SO MUCH BETTER! -

Devious Comments
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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The Red Fox, though rarely seen continues to haunt the furry nonbelievers.
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The Red Fox, though rarely seen continues to haunt the furry nonbelievers.
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...Matthew 11:28-30...
"Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous." ~Einstein
Happy tax day!
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"Kindness is a sincere desire for the happiness of others; goodness is the activity calculated to advance their happiness." - Dan Baumann
OH GOD WHY DO FURRIES HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
Get the fuck out with the furry bullshit. God damn furfags ruin everything they touch.
Upset that you are an ugly "human"? Get over it. You are not an animal.
I've got a cousin who's a sniper. No depth perception, but he could shoot the fleas off a dog's back from across a football field.
So where have ya' served?
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*Zucca, the Unbreakable Eternal Optimist and Hopeless Romantic*
"Go too fast and you won't last. Be methodical and slow, and you shall grow." -Nancy
"Follow your bliss." Joseph Campbell
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And don't call me SIR! I work fer a livin'! -
I've noticed that you speak with the kind of no-nonsense, straight to the point, logical and concise manner a soldier would.
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*Zucca, the Unbreakable Eternal Optimist and Hopeless Romantic*
"Go too fast and you won't last. Be methodical and slow, and you shall grow." -Nancy
"Follow your bliss." Joseph Campbell
Optional modem required -Microsoft software package
How the Hell is ya?
It's been a while.
-BC
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Want a chance to win money? Not afraid to try unusual subject matter? Check out my contest of contestitude
We need judges too. Please only email if you're serious about joining.
-BC
All living forms on earth appreciate your action!
The Final conclusion of this stupid bet is here [link]
I'd never thought I could do that in only 24hours! so thanks to YOUR fav!
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Sonic Characters :
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Crash Characters :
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"For the last time, I am not a Refrigerator ! " Brainy in Animaniacs Super Special
I shall be watching you back because you've got some great stuff in a really interesting style! (I was going to watch you anyway but you got me first XD)
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I defy logic! Fear me!
A tale with tails, a comic with claws. And a...erm... Robbie. The Enforcers
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"Heh, sometimes talking to yourself is the only way to get an intelligent conversation..."--Tbolt
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"--Edgar Allen Poe
"Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far!"
*btw*
book suggestion "Saddams Secrets" by General Georges Sada. Good look at the Saddam Regime before and after the war from an insider.
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God is the only comfort, He is also the supreme terror: the thing we most need and the thing we most want to hide from. He is our only possible ally, and we have made ourselves His enemies.
~C.S. Lewis
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